Adrienne

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You’re born with a ton of fucks to give, so you spend them like a kid with a credit card. You give fucks about your friends, about your grades, about your fashion sense, about strangers’ opinions. You give way too many fucks about way too many things. You have so many. Then, as you get older, you have maybe 10 fucks per month, so you learn to budget them. You allocate fucks to family and career, but there aren’t enough fucks to give to the newest fads. Oh, someone at work has something they need my help with that’s outside my job title? I’ll do my best to allocate some fucks, but this month is pretty tight. Then, as you get even older, you’re down to 1-2 fucks per month, and those fucks are pretty damn precious. You give them to your family and your hobbies and your job, and that’s kinda it. It’s not your fault – fucks expire too quickly. I would’ve liked to save my fucks from when I was younger but I can’t. Then, you hit fuck insolvency. You’re getting like 1 fuck a year, and you have to make it last. So you go without, and even previously fuck-worthy things, you just can’t give a fuck. Some people run out really quickly, Some people have a fuck trust fund that pays out a decent amount even into old age. But at some point, the fuck faucet runs completely dry and you’re out of fucks to give. It’s just basic Fuckonomics.

-Unknown English Teacher (via swarthyvillain)

I’ve never read anything more fucking true in my whole fucking life. 

Fuck.

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I actually really love this analogy.

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This is the best explanation I can find for what happened when I turned 30.

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coffeebreathandmorningkisses (via holy-m0ly)

ayesha this is so accurate lol I don’t even know what to do with myself

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A customer handed me this as she left the building. Be kind to others and spread a smile. You never know how much it can mean so someone #smile #work

When god became lonely
he created man,
Or was it
When man became lonely
he created god.
Melanie Exler
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Don’t ever compliment me by insulting other women. That’s not a compliment, it’s a competition none of us agreed to.
"You’re not like other girls." Shut the fuck up.   (via well-it-was-funny-to-me)

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lanashiftdelrey:

when one of your best friends is sad but they won’t talk to you about it

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disparatre:

Girls who don’t receive romantic/sexual attention from boys blame themselves

Boys who don’t receive romantic/sexual attention from girls blame girls

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baeddelbludd:

LIFE HACK: disguise your nervous breakdown as a series of jokes

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Why was this allowed to be posted as a representation for this specific dress? The poor model looks like she squeezed into her little 5 yr old sister’s dress, and i her stance indicates shes trying to keep her business from flashing the camera.